silencedrowns:

sashaforthewin:

rabbivole:

disgustinganimals:

cnuculator:

writhing pile of cat children. disgusting

i’m going to throw up.

jesus christ the PURRING 

I feel like I just gained another year on my life from this.

THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST CAT VIDEOS I HAVE EVER SEEN

(Source: jimmykudos, via kurokoccheerio)


tagged as: #!!!!!!!!!!


butteredtopcorn:

jakemalik:

true friendship test: call your friend at midnight and ask if they want to go to mcdonalds

[Australian bonding call of “MACCAS RUUUUUUUN”]

(via robert-downey-jesus)





my hand slipped

my hand slipped

(Source: captainaubvious, via songofages)




(Source: bedabug, via i-am-mycroft-holmes)



A Parent’s Worst Fear. 

orangeyouellis:

geeksandgaymers:

image

Our boy has awful taste in men.

NEVER EVER NOT REBLOG

(Source: geeksandgaymers, via otterly-riddikulus)




  • French Friend: well, the total cost of me going to Med school is about 406 a year -
  • American Friend: THOUSAND?
  • French Friend: Um, no. 406 Euro. It sounds a little high but it covers the cost of my textbooks, extra classes and most of my housing. How much is it for you?



pinkmany:

pinkmany:

why was girl at school walking around with a goddamn starbucks cup wtf

and i’m not saying that bc “ughhhh stupid girls and their starbucks”

but like

there are no starbucks in this country…. the closest one is 220 miles away

so…. did she come back from the one in austria just before class started?

or did she get the cup online or somewhere, made coffee at home and brought it here in that cup?

it wasn’t even one of those fancy cups, it was the cardboard one

i need answers

(via otterly-riddikulus)






i-lost-my-heart-in-republic-city:

wolf-and-kitten:

This is so perfect

American Sex Education

(Source: alotofbeautyinordinarythings, via carryonmysherlockson)




"The funny thing about introverts is once they feel comfortable with you, they can be the funniest, most enjoyable people to be around. It’s like a secret they feel comfortable sharing with you. Except the secret is their personality"

- (via c0gnaclilac)

J

(via acoupleofcows)

(via sherlodka)





5herlockholme5:

thepainofthefeels:

5herlockholme5:

ha im a piece of trash

As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up.
Is seven okay?

you smooth fucker

(via hiddlesworth69)




madison-paige-phaniels:

isolatedsystem:

iwishihadafather:

when british people say “maths” i laugh because thats fucking stupid

when american people say “math” i laugh because thats fucking stupid

when teachers say math i cry because i’m fucking stupid

(via captinspock)






sassykardashian:

sailingonsuccess:

sassykardashian:

Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish

Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.

Okay WOW

(via robert-downey-jesus)




221bitssmallerontheoutside:

mattie:

The most intense form of pretentious dishevelment I’ve ever seen in my life.

EVERY WORD OF THAT SENTENCE IS PURE GOLD

221bitssmallerontheoutside:

mattie:

The most intense form of pretentious dishevelment I’ve ever seen in my life.

EVERY WORD OF THAT SENTENCE IS PURE GOLD

(via arpeggiato)